Is anyone going to even watch the last two races of the 2011 F1 season? I mean, the organisers may as well engrave the trophies now, send them out via DHL and save themselves the expense of running a race.

Sebastien Vettel continued his plunder of the 2011 silverware, winning the inaugural – and uninteresting – Indian GP at a pace somewhee between a gentle trot and a canter, holding Jenson Button at a 10sec gap for most of the race.It was the complete weekend – he qualified on pole, led every lap, set the lap record (on the last lap, if you don’t mind) and won the event.

And despite being gifted a P2 start spot after a three-place practice penalty was imposed on Lewis Hamilton, Mark Webber singularly failed to do anything with it, slipping to fourth behind Fernando Alonso and essentially ending any hope of a Red Bull season 1-2. He also held the lap record right up until the last lap, too…

Not much else to report from this one, other than no dogs or cows ran onto the track, everyone seemed to have a pretty good time in India, and Felipe Massa collided with Hamilton. Again. Get these two a boxing ring, stat, and let ‘em sort it out once and for all…