Well this looks jolly painful. It’s a video of Ralf Schumacher at a DTM practice session in Zandvoort, Holland – he pits, then his Mercedes-Benz racer’s rear wing hooks onto an air line in an adjacent pit, taking out four of the crew James-May-tow-rope style.
Luckily, all the injuries were minor and three of the four men have been released from hospital.
Get well soon, humans.
Now watch