Fast Lane Daily
Formula One Racing Porn
In the past five years, the internet has become saturated with car videos. Filtering through the mess of burn-outs, crashes, and ricers can be a mind-numbing process. But even with dedicated automotive video portals such as streetfire.net that help filter out the mess of idiots and their cars, it’s still hard to find those heavily produced, well-edited driving videos that make all of us smile.
When you think all is lost and its time to get a new hobby, I give you this week’s Cheetos Boredom Buster. The answer to all your headaches comes from the most obviously of places – the biggest racing series in the business, Formula One. Found on their constantly updating website, Formula1.com, the series organizers have started to make their own pornographic car videos. Released only two days after each race, you now have a valid excuse for why you slept in on Sunday morning and missed the race live on TV. The recap videos incorporate all the action of the race including the four passes, the one crash and the festivities of that race weekend’s venue, all at your convenience.
In my opinion, these videos are the best in the business and are the pinnacle of racing pornography. The editing is superb, cut masterfully to music which fits appropriately to the the mood of the Grand Prix. Each montage piece opens with a few key cultural establishing shots from the country hosting that weekend’s race.
Watching the season’s three minute recap videos is a way to travel the world following your favorite drivers and teams while at the same time is an easy way to waste an hour of dead time. Also, the videos will certainly give you the realization that no matter how much you practice on Gran Turismo, you will never have the talent of any F1 driver.
The the cinematography and production is something I strive for; where else will you find thermal camera shots of F1 cars in the pits? Thats why this week’s Cheetos Boredom Buster are the Formula One’s recap videos found at www.formula1.com
